MC HAMMER SIGHTING?

In her teen years my wife was a mega MC Hammer fan! I'm talking, sold out with a capital S! Hammer pants and all!!! YOU CAN"T TOUCH THIS...

So today I am googling an image and what do I see but this address: www.mchammer.blogspot.com, so I type it in. You guessed it, MC HAMMER's Blog on blogspot.

I surfed for a while and then I thought. Who do you have to know to get picture in your banner on blogspot? How do you add a soundbite to the opening of a blogspot blog? I want these things! For instance, when knightrous.com opens there should be the roar of an engine. Now that would be cool.